The word ‘happiness’ would lose it’s meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
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| — | Carl G. Jung (via moriu) |
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Darren Criss.
“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”“Mom, can you pick me up?”
“Mom? It’s Misha.”
“Dad, where are you?”
“Ehehehehehhe”
notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call
Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
“If you’re from the sea…why do you have legs?”
#omg does that mean like #mulan is janice #and kuzco is damien
this is kuzco. he’s almost too gay to function.
I need art of that.
omg WANT
#Who would be Glen Coco #I need Glen Coco
omg Cinderella you can’t just ask people why they have legs
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
Handicapable.
Just awesome
THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’
